So in the UK we got to see the trailer for the new film Donkey Punch. I am not. fucking. kidding. They made Donkey Punch: The Movie. Just soak that in for a bit.



So basically a bunch of film execs around the age of 17 who were doing whippits sat in a room and decided that Dirty Sanchez sounded too much like a Jack Black comedy flop and Dad's Hot Pastrami was being used for the new Matthew Broderick and [insert fat aged out of work actor's name] buddy comedy, so they went with DONKEY PUNCH. The movie. God Bless The English.