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7.08.2009

Chico Is A Homophobe


Yet again progressive society is pushed back via the act of some ignorant ass Texas. This time a gay couple was harassed by security at a Chico's Tacos for doing "gay stuff."


We went, sat down to eat our food and security guards came and said that if they kept doing that, they were going to throw us all out of the restaurant."

Carlos said he then asked them why? Their response, according to Carlos: "They said 'we didn't allow that gay stuff to go on here.
(KVIA)


Appparently the police chief also thought that being gay was "against the law" (guess he doesn't know too much about that old Supreme Court thing that got rid of discriminatory sodomy laws back in 2003).


"It was against the law for two males and two females to kiss in public, that they could cite us for homosexual activity."



Seriously? Thank you Texas, twice in the past month you have proven to be nothing but a backass bumfuck state, and we shouldn't stand for it. Ignorance is for poor people.

Reason #4,638 I Don't Do Vagina



Because it will make you sick and then all your other weenie buddies will laugh at you and call you names and won't let you play their reindeer games.

Zach Galifianakis Giving His O Face




Zach Galifianakis is the new "it bear" with his running around in whitey tighties and showing his balls off everywhere, so here ya go, him "faking an orgasm".

(I think he farted at the end).

(via Buzzfeed)

Riding On Shoulders Is The Real Deal





Ahhh Germany, what better a way to forget about that whole trying to take over the world and massacring millions of people thing, then by creating the weirdest fucking fetishes I have ever seen in my life.

This guy likes to ride on shoulders. And he isn't exactly a dainty flower, either.

Enjoy.

Batwoman For DC Mayor



Someone posing as Batwoman (doubt this is DC Comics sanctioned) is running for mayor of Washington DC apparently.



Today, I Batwoman, proudly announce my candidacy for mayor Washington, DC. I do so because I believe that we are in a monumental period in the history of our nation's capital that requires a different kind of leadership. We need a real hero for real equality.

My father, my personal hero, instilled in me a commitment to community, family and service. Because of this and my love of DC, I am committed to making our city the most livable city on earth.

I have spent a majority of my adult fighting against corruption and crime as a superhero. I now look to continue my service to the people of DC by working to reduce violent crime, ensure that all residents are able to see a doctor when ill and that every person is able to marry the person they love.

I am proud of DC and the time that I have spent here including my time at Duke Ellington School for the Performing Arts, Howard University and helping young children learn to read with the READ DC Foundation.

I ask for your vote, for your support and for your commitment to the city we call home. Together, we can continue to build a city that we can all be proud of.


Bitch has balls.

Not sure how Greg Rucka feels about this.


!!!! UPDATE !!!!!

Also The Atom is running for DC Mayor?? WTF is going on in our nation's capital??





NBC's Day One





Looks like Jericho and V decided to sprinkle a little The Stand juice into an incubator and make a baby.

(PS> Melrose called and wants their blown up apartment building back for the new series)
7.01.2009

Google Me This

is "touch of the downs" a medical term?



*Editor's note:

This was actually used to find this here ol blog (gotta love Google Analytics). I'm going to hell.

Alivin & The Chipmunks 2: Merry Christmas Me




That's right. I fucking love Alvin and the Chipmunks. And I can't wait for the sequel with the Chipettes. Deal with it.

Firebomb Your Radio: Discovery





What happens when Ra Ra Riot and Vampire Weekend collaborate with an auto tuner to do a Michael Jackson cover?

I wet myself, that's what.

AAAHH: A Loss For Words





Words can't even describe how I feel about this product and commercial. Seriously.

First of all the product has the worst name in toilet paper moistening foam history. Also, really? A bottle of foam that wets your toilet paper? It's called lift your hand under the sink.

Oh and what if you are a cheap bitch and have 1-ply? That shit would disintegrate.

Also, "you control the wetness..." ew. I mean come on. This is the most ridiculous shit I have ever seen, and without Billy Mays (RIP :( ) to sell me on it, we have this douche who obviously left some crumbs up his ass.

Oh and also "ByeByeDry.com"? Gross.
6.30.2009

A Bears Life TV





A Bears Life, the mens magazine for bears and the community, has a new monthly web series focusing on keynote bears and events, etc. Pretty good, especially for the fact that it features one of my favorite bears of all time, Danny O'Donnell, in a nice cameo.

Well done A Bears Life. Everyone go there and show them support/love.

NY1's Hot Trannie Spokesperson





7:00 and she is dumping her man at the corner for some city hall gossip. Never forget Soraya Sobreidad. She is here to stay.

Freedom Of The Press Also Means Freedom To Not Publish


The New York Times and Wikipedia have been in cohoots for 7 months all to save the life of NYT Journalist David Rohde.

Rohde was kidnapped by the Taliban, and to make him seem less "worthy" the NYT convinced several (over 35) major news outlets to sit on the story while they were trying to negotiate a release.

Wikipedia was the hard part. An anonymous asshole in Florida decided he would update the kidnapping several times, even after Wikipedia admins were deleting it. And everytime he would send bitchy messages and retorts demanding his information to be valid and stay up.

The problem was this user was anonymous and there was no way for the Wiki's to say "back off douche." They were after all trying to save a man's life.

So for months the Wiki editors played a cat and mouse game with this person, locking the page for days to weeks at a time, but everytime it was unlocked he would be back.

Luckily they were able to keep playing the same game with him, until Rohde was able to escape.

Rohde apparently tuckered out the guards by playing numerous games of "checkers" and while they were tired/distracted he and another journalist were able to make a break for it.

There's a fairly big ethics uproar going on right now for these nerds with no lives over at Wikipedia, one person even demanded that one man's life does not justify censorship.

I would like to see how this person felt if their wife or husband was kidnapped and some jack ass felt posting on wikipedia was more important than saving a loved on. Absolutely ridiculous.

Either way, Rohde escaped his Taliban confinement and made it home safely, most likely to the credit of Wikipedia and the New York Times for actually using their freedom of the press and freedom of speech, by NOT saying anything.

There is definitely freedom in America, but one must choose when is appropriate, because it could save someone's life.

I absolutely applaud both the New York Times and Jimmy Wales. Bravo. Welcome home David.

Skank Robbers!!!





Not only do I love the complete and total BURN on Tyler Perry (the worst), but also I love me some Jamie Foxx in drag. Genius.

PS. Transformers 2 and The Dark Knight have NOTHING on this movie. I smell billions.

"Sopranos!"

New York Pride


My good friend Danny O'Donnell was out in full force for the NYC Pride Parade on Sunday, and looking as cute as ever (pictured above with his hubby).

Sorry I missed it, but glad ol Danny was out to represent. Can't wait to be at next year's NYC pride parade.

--

PS. to the fan who spoke to Danny and said he knew of him via this here blog, points to you whoever you are.

Stonewall Anniversary Bar Raid In Fort Worth


Sooo I am sure everyone has heard of the Fort Worth Police and their raid of the new gay bar Rainbow Lounge. The entire story is extremely suspect and one kid is in the ICU with a brain injury after the brutal police stormed in and kicked everyone's asses.

The police are saying they were assaulted and groped by bar customers, yet everyone's eyewitness account says the police rushed in, grabbed people and just started arresting them, especially the younger nelly ones.

Class Fort Worth Police. One kid could be dead thanks to your little "lets scare the faggots" escapade. The Dallas Morning News is calling for an investigation immediately, because this act shows Texas as a back water bum fuck retarded state.

And you know what? It is. I'm so fucking close to getting a concealed handgun just so some homophobic asshole can come up to me and find out what happens when he messes with the wrong one.

I am not condoning violence, but I sure as hell have no problem shooting some mother fucker who would wish me harm. Plain and simple.

--UPDATE--

Fort Worth Police issued a statement:


On Sunday morning, June 28, 2009, at 12:30 a.m., six (6) Fort Worth Police Officers, two (2) TABC agents and a Fort Worth supervisor conducted inspections at 160 W Rosedale (Rosedale Saloon and Cowboy Palace). This inspection resulted in nine (9) arrests. Once the inspection was completed at these locations, officers proceeded to the Rainbow Lounge.

Officers arrived at the Rainbow Lounge to conduct the scheduled inspection. The Fort Worth Police Officers who participated in this bar check included the following: Officer K. Gober, #3656, Officer J. Ricks, #3484, Officer M. Marquez, #3655, Officer J. Jenson, #3731, Officer J. Back, #3863, Officer J. Moss, #3722 and Sergeant Morris.

Fort Worth Police Chief Jeffrey Halstead would like to emphasize that any and all allegations of misconduct against any Fort Worth Police Officer will be investigated thoroughly. Any person present during the bar check conducted at the Rainbow Lounge that observed any misconduct of a Fort Worth Police Officer is encouraged to contact the Internal Affairs Division at 817-392-4270 in order to set up an interview.



Anyone who was there should call and issue a statement.
6.26.2009

Stonewalling

Personal Goings On And Things And Stuffs

Hey bitches,


So it's super busy around here and I have a fairly large announcement to make, so sorry the blogging has been less than stellar or minute. Either way I will be trying to get some more stuff up here. Just be patient.

Sammy
6.25.2009

Celebrities Fall In Three's

RIP: Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcetter and Ed McMahon. You all had great careers and brought joy to someone somewhere. Farewell old friends.

"If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself then make a change..."



6.23.2009

Harry Potter + Musical = Amazing





I don't know if this is ridiculous or the greatest thing I have ever seen. Either way the Harry Potter the Musical is definitely a must watch.
6.22.2009

God Bless America: Auto Tune The News





So delicious.
6.18.2009

How To Be An A-List Bear



The internets has done it again. Here is a nice little guide to being an "A-List Bear". Pretty genius.

Remember, emotions are for ethnic people!

This reminds me of so many people in Dallas it hurts. Not going to name names but you know who you are.

PS. To all you bears, Facebook is not fucking Manhunt.
6.16.2009

The Bear 1000



Via Jim L in NY.

Wow. I don't know if this is cool as shit or horribly scary. I am pretty sure Stephen Colbert would shit his pants if he saw this thing coming at him.

Google Me This

Just saw a tranny leprechaun vomit rainbows outside the unicorn lounge
6.15.2009

Let's Have A Fun Knife Party





As Videogum says... probably the greatest "wait for it" moment ever in the history of knife fights and police training videos.

Amazing. Viva la knife party!

My personal favorite is the sword through the front door.

Michael Moore Has A New Movie About ???





Sure it's the economy stupid, but Michael Moore focuses more on himself reacting to instances than actual Roger and Me styles. Anyways I like his films but I am kind of over his whole schtick. He's rich and fat. He has several oscars. Hard to relate to him over issues that he gets pissed off at that don't affect him whatsoever.

But he's still better than some asshole republican like Rush Limbaugh (who is the worst but I would still hit it, he's hot).

The Time Traveler's Wife Looks Good





Yes I liked The Notebook, yes I am a big ol gay. But this actually looks great. And sad. I never read the book but I heard it was good. A bit different than I imagined it to be, but I love Rachel McAdams so I am quite looking forward to seeing it.

I HAVE To See One Eyed Monster





It's like Feast meets Donkey Punch. With Ron Jeremy. And his demonic penis! OMG. And it's called One Eyed Monster. Seriously. This movie exists.

Get Ready For Melrose Place 2.0





Extended trailer! WANT! I can't wait for this trashy hot mess of a show. Murder, sex, drugs, blackmail, etc etc. It better live up to the original and have explosions and crazy bitches coming back from the dead.
6.11.2009

General Motors Calls You An Asshole





Nice parody of the General Motors why we suck and went bankrupt cause it's really your fault ad.